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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:30
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
Loons and Moons
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
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Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Quia qui rem laborum itaque vel.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
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They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Still no good.